Total Medals Earned: 55 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 550 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/460 points)
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill 100 enemies
Kill your first enemy!
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/135 points)
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (60/60 points)
You got another O
You got the F
You got the glorious G
You got the H
You got the I
You got the little N
You got the M
You got the N
You got the O
You got the R
The vanishing space
You got the T